Buyer’s Advocate

It’s early in the morning and I’m awake, ready to take on the day. Like, I definitely still feel tired and wish that I could have gone back to sleep, but my excitement for the day has given me enough energy to get out of bed and push through my heavy eyes. It’s a good feeling to wake up on a Monday morning and actually feel ready to take on the world. Stuff like that doesn’t happen to me often, so when it does I like to make the most of it.

Why am I so excited? I’m sure you’re wondering! I’m excited because today is the day that I get to visit the highest-rated buyer’s advocate Sandringham has to offer. I’ve had an appointment with this buyer’s advocate scheduled for the last three weeks, and every morning I’ve woken up and run straight to the calendar to cross off being one day closer to my appointment. Waking up this morning truly felt like Christmas. I am so excited!

I can’t wait to walk into the office of the buyer’s advocate and tell them everything that I want from a property/home. It’s hard for me to not just run there right now. I’m seriously fighting the urge to go and sit out the front of the buyer’s advocate’s office and stare in through the window until they’re ready to see me. I don’t want to weird them out though so I’m just going to wait until an appropriate time to go to the buyer’s advocate office local to Melbourne. I’ll get the train there instead of driving so that it takes me longer to arrive – this way I can leave now and feel like I’m on my way (because I am) but will get there in double the time. I’m sure for a lot of people that may seem counterproductive, but when you want to get somewhere really badly but can’t be too early, it’s actually productive.

I’ve flown to Melbourne to celebrate the purchase of my first Australian property. I’m incognito while I’m here. No one knows that I’ve come here or that I’ve bought a house here. When you’re as famous as I am, it can be absolutely detrimental for anyone to find out where you are at any given time. Not only is it a massive privacy concern, it can also be dangerous. Even the people who are just die-hard fans can be dangerous, as they get up way too close and personal for it to be safe.

Yesterday I met with my buyer’s advocacy agency. In the Melbourne CBD, there really isn’t much to do, at least not in comparison to L.A. and New York City, so once I had popped into the buyer’s advocate and signed what needed to be signed (including a couple of autographs), I was on my way. I had my driver drive me past the house that I had just purchased and I am very impressed with it. The buyer’s advocate did an excellent job finding this property for me. I was always going to win the bidding, due to the sheer amount of money that I own, but she did a great job on the ground making sure the property fit my portfolio.

Now that I’ve explored the area, I think I might make this my place of residence when I’m in Melbourne. I will tour here in about a year for my next album release and this will be where I stay. I’ll have it decorated so that it feels like my other properties in America. It’ll be very easy to stay here going forward.

I’ve asked the buyer’s advocate servicing Brighton (who I worked with for the purchase of this Melbourne property) to put me in contact with a buyer’s advocate in Perth. I assume they would know their equivalent in Perth. Australia is a tiny place. I mean… what’s the population? 26 million or something? Australia may as well be a small country town.